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hi. . .

Posted by ShinyArmor - February 1st, 2009


bored. . . until i get my job,
college in the fall too

yes. . .i'm here

Oh and here, read this, its funny if you know what it means:

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.


Comments

omg owned im printing this and sending to the forums

lol, it was emailed to me.

its done well,

WHA hah ha

LOL, that's some funny shit! =P

you understand it. . .

i know its just so damn clever :}

Hmmm... and who might the musical genius be that wrote this?
Funny stuff, Man. You know them personally or was it just a forward or something?
Brilliant!

.........Take care, be good and practice your scales.period